Oh I am so glad as a NFC Northerner to see my dear Vikings get demolished by [checks notes] Baker Mayfield. Longtime readers of my articles (Hi Mrs. Donkey Teeth!) know that I am not a fan of Baker Mayfield on the gridiron, although I think his commercials are on par with the fairer works of Chris Tucker. Mayfield, you're so magnetic, why can't I learn to love you?! ENYWHEY. My team played some of the least interesting football I've seen in years and your teams probably fared slightly better. How much better? Let's check the scores!
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