FanDuel, Week 5: A Swift Brees
What a weird week. I'm not talking about how the Falcons Devonta Freeman was the only player last week to score more points than Chiefs Kicker Cairo Santos, it was just the fact that HOLY COW DEVONTA...
View ArticleThe Stats Machine, Week 5: The Most Electrifying Stats
FINALLY!!! The defense has come to The Stats Machine! For the past many weeks I have been promising an updated algorithm in which opposing the defense is accounted for. Today I deliver on that promise....
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Monday Night Football Live Thread, Week 5: Steelers vs. Chargers
I think everyone knows of my (now patented!) unbiased Chargers fandom when it comes to the pleasurable sport of football. I find solace in my own restraint, rationality, and humbleness in terms of...
View ArticleMonday Night Mike!
Greetings! What a splendid treat it is to fill in for my esteemed editor and boss, Jay (Wrong) the Elder blessed! Let us pray that he's not too hung over to properly edit the gibberish I tend to...
View ArticleThe Max Factor: Old Man Palmer
I am BACK! I apologize for my absence last week, as I had some personal issues come up. PLEASE FORGIVE ME. Tehol would. Man, the Cardinals looked so good then they go ahead and lose to the Rams and...
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Dead’Veon Bell
Notable injuries yesterday: EVERYONE. That's correct my friends and fellow fantasy players, the time has come to huddle together and drown in our collective tears. And when I say tears, I don't just...
View ArticleBenchwarmers, Week 9: Achilles Heal
Just like Oprah with her giveaways, the football gods certainly gave us a lot of injuries to have to deal with in football and also to deal with in fantasy football. That is what this post is for...
View ArticleThrough the Wire, Week 9: Two Caps When You Spell The Man’s Name
As we pick up the pieces in Week 8's aftermath, the injury Gods have once again smiled on me, and shat on all of you. In last week's post, I proclaimed that I was rooting for injuries from here on out,...
View ArticleThe Injury Report, Week 9: Don’t Kid About These Knees
So many significant and/or season ending injuries in the NFL this past week. By the time Thursday comes around there has already been a lot written about these situations, specifically how to value...
View Article2016 Rankings: Running Backs
2016 Rankings: Top-200 | Top-200 (Half PPR) | Top-200 (PPR) | QB | RB | RB (PPR) | WR | WR (PPR) | TE | TE (PPR) | K | DST | Top-50 Rookies Year Accuracy Rank High Low Percentile 2015 57.5% 22 out of...
View ArticlePodcast: What Is Tyrod Taylor Hype May Never Die
Hey! It's our first episode of the year and it is ghetto as f*ck. Weeeeeee wouldn't have it any other way. Trust me, if you like Rice Krispies (who doesn't?), then I know you'll appreciate the random...
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BlogTalkRadio 10-Team Expert Draft Recap
If you haven't already, you can listen to the podcast that was recorded during this draft here, which was hosted by former ESPN producer Pod Vader. Come to think of it, he not only hosted the league,...
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Razzball’s AFC North Fantasy Preview
What's up fans of American Football!? It's your good buddy Honcho back to walk you through the AFC North. Yuck. That was my first reaction when I was assigned this division. I mean, can you think of...
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Handcuff Report, Week 2: Nothing Wrong with Your Abdullah Oblongata
Was it just me, or were running backs pretty disappointing during the first week? It could just be me. My weekend consisted of a bachelor party and watching the games at a bar in New Jersey on Sunday...
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Handcuff Report, Week 3: Injuries Off the Jerick-ter Scale
Well, that got ugly fast. And I’m not just talking about this week’s Jaguars - Chargers game. That was an entirely different level of ugly. This week is why so many people have been adopting the zero...
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Handcuff Report, Week 4: Carry On My Langford Son
If you have been following our weekly Handcuff Reports and reading them carefully (as I am sure you have been), you may have noticed this little gem that I wrote last week: "After pass-catcher Ka’Deem...
View ArticleRudy’s Zag Picks, Week 4
Rudy is the person behind our Pigskinonator and DFSBot football projections and is also behind the baseball ‘bots (Streamonator, Hittertron, etc.) and NFL/MLB player pages. This weekly piece will focus...
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Handcuff Report, Week 5: An Artis-Payne-ful Week to Watch
If you think that headline is bad, the other one I considered was "Seeing the Forsett for the Trees." And if you don't like making a pun out of a phrase that is at least a few centuries old, then I...
View ArticleRCL Update, Week 4: A Little Mistake Can Make a Big Difference
Whether it’s real or fantasy football, we see time and again the difference between winning and losing can come down to just one play. The Denard Robinson stat correction fiasco of last year’s playoffs...
View ArticleThat was the Most Eli Game Ever
Paired up against the second Presidential debate, it was easy to get distracted away from football to see the immediate fallout off the now infamous Donald Trump video, that amongst other things, had...
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